Delighted to welcome you to the Nest...but there's one last requirement:  MailChimp (my newsletter company) is a STRICT PERMISSION BASED newsletter delivery service and digital/physical proof of opt-in is a requirement.  So even if you have filled out forms or asked in the past for me to put you on the list, that's not good enough for the 'Chimp.  

If you would please be kind enough to "officially" tell me you'd like to receive my newsletters, appearance notices, and all the other good stuff I have planned for you, I can keep you informed.  Otherwise, the 'Chimp will throw you out with the old banana peels...

With gratitude -- Rev. Corbie Mitleid